Friday, January 22, 2010

kamus perempuan

tersengeh2 cam kerang busuk aku baca buku Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
some phrase that men should know and women should avoid:
just for fun!

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when woman says:
"We never go out"

women actually mean: "I feel like going out and doing something together. We always have such a fun time, and I love being with you. What do you think? Would you take me out to dinner? It has been a few days since we went out."

but men may hear: "You are not doing your job. What a dissapointment you have turned out to be, We never do anything together anymore because you are lazy, unromantic, and just boring"

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when woman says:
"I am so tired, I can't do anything"

women actually mean: "I have been doing so much today. I really need a rest before I can do anything more. I am so lucky to have your support. Would you give me a hug and reassure me that I am doing a good job and that I deserve a rest?"
but men may hear: "I do everything and you do nothing. You should do more. I can't do it all. I feel so hopeless. I want a 'real man' to live with. Picking you was a big mistake."

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when woman says:
"I want to forget everything"

women actually mean: "I want you to know that I love my work and my life but today I love my work and my life but today I am so overwhelmed. I would love to do something really nurturing for myself before I have to be responsible again. Would you ask me 'What's the matter?' and then listen with empathy without offering any solutions? I just want to feel you understanding the pressures I feel. It would make me feel so much better. It helps me to relax. Tomorrow I will get back to being responsible and handling things"

but men may hear: "I have to do so much that I don't want to do. I am so unhappy with you and our relationship. I want a better partner who can make my life more fulfilling, you are doing a terrible job"
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when a woman says:
"This house is always a mess"

women actually mean: "Today I feel like relaxing, but the house is so messy. I am frustrated and I need a rest. I hope you don't expect me to clean it all up. Would you agree with me that it is a mess and then offer to help clean part of it?"

but men may hear: "This house is a mess because of you. I do everything possible to clean it up, before I have finished, you have messed it up again. You are lazy slob and I don't want to live with you unless you change. Clean up or clear out!"
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when a woman says:
"No one listens to me"

women actually mean: "I am afraid I am boring to you. I am afraid you are no longer interested in me. I seem to be very sensitive today. Would you give me some special attention? I would love it. I've had a hard day and feel as though no one wants to hear what I have to say. Would you listen to me and continue to ask me supportive questions such as:'What happened today? What else happened? How did you feel? Also support me by saying caring, acknowledging and reassuring statements such as:'Tell me more' or 'That's right' or 'I know what you mean' or 'I understand'. Or just listen, and occasionally when I pause make one of these reassuring sounds: 'oh', 'humps', 'uh-huh' and 'hmmm'.

but men may hear: "I give you my attention but you don't listen to me. You used to. You have become very boring person to be with. I want someone exciting and interesting and you are definitely not that person. You have disappointed me. You are selfish, uncaring and bad"
lots more!
but to lazy to type lor...
hehe


p/s: i donno whether this works for Gay or Lesbo~

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

rude rude!

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Thursday, January 14, 2010

super advisor=supervisor


Dari semalam, satu kelas BTSL 6A khususnya, semua sibuk meminta salinan nama2 lecturer yang available utk dipilih sbg advisor
setelah ditambah ditilik dan ditolak oleh kepakaran aku berfikir dan memilih
aku telah memilih Madam Jagan
muahahah!
jgn jelesh ye rerakan
first come, first serve k
kol 8 pagi lagi aku dah tercongok dpn pintu bilik dier dgn Hamdi
lepas je dier tgk muke ktorg
dier pon kata: owh... i know u guys. i had been teaching u last semester right?. okay. okay
punyerlah sewonok hati bukan kepalang!
bukan senang taw nak dpt lect yang best
buatnyer dpt advisor yg rumit tumit!
mati katak la aku ngan Hamdi tu.

bincang punye bincang, dier pun kata no hal
boleh jumpe anytime
dier kata, kalo x dpt jupe kat kampus, kat rumah pun boleh
punyerlah baik advisor aku ni
ayoyoyo!

harap2, next semester aku berjaya menjalankan praktikal aku sbg guru dgn bergaya dan hebat!
hehehehe...
aku dgr bnyk betol cabaran jd cikgu praktikal

siap dgr ade yg ckp : "bontot cikgu ni besar la", "cikgu carikanlah makwe cantik cam cikgu", cikgu jadilah makwe saya".
adoiyai~ dah lah aku ni bnyk asset2.. tak fasal2 kene mentally harassment. huk2

tp, aku sbnrnyer sgt bersemangat utk menjadi cikgu
mungkin mmg aku suke mendidik
maklumlah, mak ayah guru kan... hehe
tp sebelum melangkah ke sem hadapan, i hope i can do best for this sem! wish me luck!

Saturday, January 2, 2010

end of holiday

last week pergi kenduri kahwin kakak aku sorang tu
cikcum namanyer
meh lihat dier yg meletopz!




penat taw kene mekap. hu~


cantik kan pelamin dier. wohoho!


ptg td, pergi plak BP Mall
men bowling ngan member
abes main bowling, member aku nak p tgk drift pulek
x minat den bersosak2 dlm ujan neh
terus ckp x mo follow dorang

then terus p kedai buku,
cadangnyer nak beli buku Mens are from Mars and Women are from Venus
tp takde plak
dah abesh
jalan2, lalu kat seksyen novel melayu
teringat pulak novel karya rakan blogger aku
anuar kamarudin
hehe

cari2, jumpa la novel dier
wah2
cantik sgt cover dier!
suker!
kalo letak laki tu gmbar nuar mesti lg meletops! haha

terus beli novel blog priasetia n few sudoku's books



dah baca half
still too early to comment. hehe


next objective! beli kasut! muahahahah!
sem ni nak try pakai high heels saje
sebab cikgu kene pakai heels
prepare tuk jd cikgu next sem
hehehe

cantik dan selesa!! hehe


p/s: sem of hell is starting!!! horrorrrrrrrr!!!

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