Dr. Nadzrah

wah wah..
cam sedap je title Dr. Nadzrah tu kan?
hu~
dulu dr kecik2 mak aku dah letak mind setting kat aku

"nana dah besar nanti jd doktor ye nak.. nanti mak sakit bley nana ubatkan.."

huhu~
maaf mak,
mungkin nana x cukup rajin belajar
x layak jd doktor..
hoho~

tp pd ari rabu lepas, aku telah berjaya menjadi doktor..
ishk2~
jeng jeng jeng!!'
doktor apakah itu??



aku jd mak bidan daa...
hahaha
ni gara2 kucing aku la ni
beranak tetiba
hoho~


Mak : Nana!!! bler kucing ni masuk beranak dlm bilik mak neh?

(aku pun meluru masuk bilik mak aku)

Aku : mana de mak.. kucing tu perut kecik lagi la

Mak : Cube ko tengok dlm tu, da ade anak dah mak nengok

Aku : huh??? mana? mana??

(di celahan kain2 baju mak aku aku nampk ade sekor anak disisi mak kucin tu)

Aku : ha'ah la mak... ade sekor anak dier ni ha...

(aku pun nunggu.. dok nengok dier beranak.. tetiba nampk sumting kat belakang mak kucing tu.. hmm... macam anak kucing.. ke uri? x gerak pun..
terkejut berok la tgk anak kucing rupenya, tp still dlm kantung dier.. x pecah lg.)

Aku : MAK!!!!!!!! anak kucing ni dlm kantung dier ni??? nak wat camne ni?? x lemas ke?? x gerak pun mak. MAKK!!

(sayup2 aku dgr mak aku nyahut kat belakang pintu)

Mak : ish!!! mak x nak tengok la!! mak pun tak tahu nak watpe ne.. ish

(pastu mak aku pun bebel2 pasal nape la kucing2 kat rumah ni suke beranak style pelik2, nyusahkan hati beliau jew. mak aku neh penakut sket tgk darah ni, luka2 ke dier mmng x ley blah)

Aku : abes tu mak? nana koyakkan kantung dier ni eh? lemas kang budak ni

Mak : haa.. ye. jap mak amek gunting

( pastu aku pegang2 la anak kucing tu, nmpknyer ade sedikit pergerakan di dalam kantung tu)

Aku : x ley jd neh..

(terus aku koyakkan pakai tangan. pastu kuar la anak kucing tu, terus aku lap ngan kain dier punye idung ngan mulut. kasi bernapas. fuh.. tercungap2 anak kucing tuh)

fuh... selamat sudah sekor..
aku pun nunggu la lg, takut ade ape2 komplikasi len ker
pastu lahir la anak ke tiga plak
alamak... dlm kantung gak..
aku pun tunggu dier kuar.. sekali..............

Aku : MAKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! yang ni songsang neh beranak!!!!!!!!!

Mak : hah? alaaa... mcmner ni... matilah anak dier kang. ishk2...

(aku pun teringat ade mak bidan dulu kata, kalo anak beranak songsang, try kaut dagu dier.. aku pun raba2 la mak kucing tu punyer *tut... nak cari dagu anak dier. alamak, x bley masuk jari neh, nak kaut camne, mau koyak ni aku tarik kang.. ishk..)

Aku : sabar yer mak kucing.. push lagi!! pushh!!! (sambil mengurut2 perut dier)

Alhamdulilah, berkat kesabaran mak kucing tu, bley jugak keluar anak dier..


fuhh.. lega..
aku pun pecahkan kantung dier
yang keempat dan kelima pun kuar dlm kantung gak
aku koyakkan la.


pastu..
x abes lg.
lek dulu..

pastu aku pasan mak kucin ni cube geget tali pusat anak dier, nak makan la kan
normal la binatang,
tp mak kucing ni cam x terdaya
nak geget pun x larat
lepak je.. maklumlah.. 5 ekor la katakan...

Aku : mak! tali pusat dier ni mak dier x geget. x pe ke mak?

Mak : ha..? ko gunting je tali pusat dier, tp jgn rapat sgt

aku pun gunting la 5 lima ekor anak kucing tu nyer tali pusat
haha.. rasa cam doktor betol

pastu aku tanam la kat belakang rumah...
ade org kata, kantung dier tu di jemur ley buat ubat
eii.. xmo la
hoho~

baru 3 ekor anak neh (maap gambar flash, x jelas)

ni dah lima dah.. huhu~ darah tu.. wuwuw

kantung2 dier.. baru tiga kantung ni..

2 tahun, 3 bulan, 4 minggu, 2 hari yang sia-sia

sejuk plak mlm neh.. trrr...trrr..

x bley tido...

sambil membelai gitar Kapok ku..

aku mendendangkan sebuah lagu yg dah lama sgt aku x main..

Indah terasa bila cinta tercipta
Memadu kasih janji bersama
Bersama-sama melafaz kata cinta
Gurau senda dan tawa berdua

Tapi kini semuanya kenangan Kau pergi tanpa pesan

Mana janjimu yang kau lafazkan dulu
Hidup dan matimu bersamaku
Rela kau pegi walau hati disakiti

Biarkanlah aku sendiri

Airmata menjadi penawar
Akanku simpan semua jadi kenangan oh... oh... oh...

Pergilah kasih, pergilah sayang
Tinggalkan aku (pergilah sayang)
Biarkan saja kenangan berlalu
Antara kau dan aku
Pergilah sayang

pain killer please...

everybody.. me, u, her, he, they..
anyone of us faced problems...
facing problems with family, friends or even partner..
on that particular times occur.. sure u want someone to be there for you..
to listen, maybe give some advice..
but, when it turns backwards, where nobody is there for u,
nobody even care for u,
sure u will be in the state of agony..

things get more worst when the person which u most rely on,
to be with u,
sharing problem together,
is never there for u..
instead, he/she never care about ur problem.
for him/her, ur problem is just a small matter...
if only he could listen first... of only she could be more tolerate with me..

stop give me headache... please.. i'm just a human being+girl+youth+lonely+pathetic+exhausted..
i just hope one day he and she just... realizes...
i'm so tired..
fake smile..
people who have the most big smiles in front of u, actually have the biggest self problems...

maybe i just should end it...


sorry if my English is broken! so wut...

Tagging~ ngeee~

received this tag from k.dha. tengkiu!! weee~~

1. What is the relationship of you and him/her?

= friend only

2. Your 5 impressions towards him/her.
= he is a gud guy, easy to be influenced, gud friend also, sumtimes itchy (haha), a good listener

3. The most memorable things he/she had done for you.
= nadda~

4. The most memorable things he/she have said to you?
= nadda~ (friend je kot)

5. If he/she become your lover, you will...
= erk!!! since he is a gud guy... y dont i give it a try..

6. If he/she become your enemy, you will...
= devastated!!!

7. If he/she become your lover, he has to improve on...on his/her

= improve on the '5' things

8. If he/she become your enemy, the reason is...
= erm.. backstabbed maybe.. uhhu~

9. The most desirable thing to do on him/her is?
= ngaaa...~? put a tattoo of my name on his head. keyi ma?? haha!!

10. The overall impression of him/her is...
= i do like him as a friend... never thought about further it to the next step

11. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
= will feel about me?? after i do what??

12. The character of you for yourself is?
= i'm .... quite pathetic.. ya..

13. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
= LAZY!!

14. The most ideal person that you wanna be is?
= erm... Barrack Obama. kui2

15. For the people who likes you, say something about them.
= thank you so much for liking me!!! i like u to0o0!

16. Ten people to tag:

1.syaifuddin

2. plarch
3. bobo
4. pacat
5. mumtaz
6. safwan bro bear
7. nanaku
8. imran pojeng
9. kak june
10. cheq yam

17. Who is no. 2 having a relationship with?
= blogger fren

18. Is no. 3 a male or a female?
= erm.. i'm not sure bout that.. haha!! guy la..

19. If no. 7 and no. 10 were together, would it be a good thing?

= OMG! no way!! they are both same gender!

20. How about no5 and no8?
= hurm.. quite intresting! haha asz.. would u like me to introduce him to u?

21. What is no. 1 studying about?

= engineering mechanical (UNIMAP)

22. Is no. 4 single?
= err.. he claimed so.. not sure

23. Say something about no. 6
= serve u right coz u dont get the chance to go to camp rock!!! hahaa!!

Botaks!

huhu~
baru berkesempatan nak update blog
aih..
baru abes paper phonetics
ade gap 10 ari tuk next paper iaitu psychology..
hehe

pic zahidah yg gembira menjawab paper phonetic. haha!!

ari sabtu lepas ade kenduri potong jambul
tuk dak Adam tu la
anak buah tunggal aku tu la..

patah pinggang kemas umah. attoii*

2 ekor kambing telah berjaya ditumpaskan. haha!

before dibuang kulit

after dibuang kulit. (x bnyk pun isi kambeng neh)

haha.. yg seronoknye dpt bakar kaki kambing
kaki kambing kalo nk mkn kene bakar dulu
kasi buang abes bulu2 kat kaki dier
sebab tu kene bakar

kaki kambing taw neh, bukan arang kayu. haha

then ptg tu masak la siap2
menu: nasi jagung + kambing masak dalca + sambal goreng + kambing masak beryani
chef: Wak Aban ( tukang masak kampung)
hidangan: Nasi Ambeng style



pastu malam tu lepas org dah dtg adelah dlm 70 org pastu dah selawat then potong jambul
hee~ 1st time tgk dpn mata
haha


pastu, lepas sume dah balik. Adam kene botakkan. yela.. x kan nak kasi dpn pendek belakang panjang. haha
gondol kasi licin!

hasilnya~~~~~~~~ TARRAAA!!!!!!!

Adam gondol =P

umur baru 7 ari dah mcm 3 tahun dah
haha